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| A Note to the Reader | |
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| The Second Chance Club | |
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| Colored Water | |
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| How Bob Hope Saved Not My Life, but My Livelihood | |
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| Cocktails with Molotov | |
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| My Night on the Leningrad Black Market | |
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| Alfred Hitchcock Answers My Most Brilliant Question | |
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| The Lieutenant with the Strange Name | |
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| Suomen Pankki | |
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| Can You Guess Which Relative Is Coming? | |
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| The Man Who Married and Divorced Six Jewish Women within Eighteen Months | |
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| Charlie Fawcett: Act Two | |
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| My Best Day in the Army | |
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| Are You Black or Cuban? | |
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| Oysters, Russian Glue, and Yugoslav Elephants: The Stuff of Heroes | |
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| Why the Rabbi Got Annoyed | |
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| Cheering for the Other Side | |
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| When the Army Wisely Decides to Keep Its Mouth Shut | |
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| Everybody Always Gets Everything Wrong | |
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| Buzz and I | |
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| The Veteran Who Wasn't Getting His GI Bill | |
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| Bette and Joan and I at 21 | |
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| The Best Practical Joke I Ever Witnessed | |
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| My Scariest Moment | |
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| "We Know You Don't Eat Ham!" | |
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| My Most Unlikely Hebrew Teacher | |
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| The Indonesian Misunderstanding | |
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| "We Make Them Berter!" | |
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| Honor, Southern-Style | |
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| From Maryland to Yugoslavia | |
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| Mother Almost Obeyed Dad | |
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| Archangel. Murmansk. All Mine! | |
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| The Best Nap I Ever Had | |
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| The Boston Strangler | |
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| Cuss Words: Then and Now | |
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| General Bradley, Admiral Burke, and Private Farber | |
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| The Winner: My Daughter Celia. The Loser: The Communist Party of Cuba | |
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| Baby's First Pro-Family Act | |
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| Choo-Choo | |
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| Confederate Flag over the Deep Southern Dormitory | |
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| Daddy and the Duke | |
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| Mother and Dad and Matty and Henry | |
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| The Ram and the Blue Devil | |
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| Eddie | |
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| Rock 'n' Roll Station Covers Fidel's Visit | |
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| My Freak Adjustment | |
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| How My World War II Started | |
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| Can You Believe? Both Grandmas and Grandpas! | |
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| How Can the Score Be 18-0 with No Touchdowns, Safeties, or Place Kicks? | |
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| You Do the Math--in English or Indonesian! | |
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| My Worst and Best Questions on the Radio over Fifty Years | |
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| Have You Ever Lived a Biblical Moment? | |
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| Which Is Mightier: Your Coincidence or Mine? | |
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| The Albanian King's Ridiculous Joke about the Italian Invasion | |
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| Out of Wedlock | |
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| The Real Reason Men Don't Like to Ask for Directions | |
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| Bridge: The Kind with Cards, Not with Girders | |
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| Daddy's Shameful Victory | |
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| The Maryland Used-Car Lot | |
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| The Greatest Line of World War II-in North Carolina | |
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| Take a New York Cab and See the World | |
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| Was It "Nuts!" or Something Else? | |
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| The Russians Aren't Just Coming; They've Been Here | |
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| How I Learned Europeans Are More Cultured Than We Are | |
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| Queen Wilhelmina and the Nazis | |
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| Tex, I've Got the Cabinet! | |
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| The Ant | |
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| The Answer That Saved Fifty Thousand Lives | |
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| The House on M Street | |
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| The Orthodox Rabbi and the Castro Defector | |
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| The Lifesaving Sled | |
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| America's Two-party System | |
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| Why Refuel at Vilna? | |
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| Speak Now, or Forever Hold Your Peace | |
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| How Hollywood Can Induce You to Love Thine Enemy | |
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| When I First Heard of Waco, Waco Heard More Importandy from Me | |
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| War Stories That Almost Missed Iraq and Afghanistan | |
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| Felix | |
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| My Favorite Terrorist | |
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| Sid | |
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| Ulla and the Sex Maniac Killer | |
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| My Most Unforgettable Radio Show | |
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| Sara | |