Rain is God's way of telling me I'm living in the Lake District, something I certainly notice as I look out at our moss-covered, ferny, frog and mosquito infested garden. I love walking (normal) and caving (weird - cavers are people who go under the ground without being dead). Another hobby is walking across quicksand. I often invite friends to accompany me, they often don't come, unless they are some of my mad rels of course. I live with my husband who is nice, and four cats who are complete and utter gits.My ambition to to become one of those batty old ladies who live in a one-roomed flat with 57 cats, who then eat me when I die.