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ISBN-10: 1492187305

ISBN-13: 9781492187301

Edition: N/A

Authors: Rose East

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Berengaria Roper, is brave, clever, witty and determined, but has more than her fair share of human failings; she is a terrible mother, an appalling doctor, and a truly horrendous gardener. She longs for a more exciting life, so when the opportunity for travel and adventure arises, she should be delighted, but what ensues is anything but delightful. The story is set in a world slightly to the left of ours, where "Snot and Coldsore" is a crisp flavour, blind racing drivers win Grand Prix, poisoning your patients is an option for doctors, and people are not fat, but planetarily challenged.This is both a droll and gruesome novel, written for people who do not care about good taste, but enjoy…    
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List price: $12.79
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 294
Size: 6.00" wide x 9.00" long x 0.74" tall
Weight: 0.968
Language: English

Rain is God's way of telling me I'm living in the Lake District, something I certainly notice as I look out at our moss-covered, ferny, frog and mosquito infested garden. I love walking (normal) and caving (weird - cavers are people who go under the ground without being dead). Another hobby is walking across quicksand. I often invite friends to accompany me, they often don't come, unless they are some of my mad rels of course. I live with my husband who is nice, and four cats who are complete and utter gits.My ambition to to become one of those batty old ladies who live in a one-roomed flat with 57 cats, who then eat me when I die.