Howdy Folks,Thank you kindly for stopping by to find out a little more about me.As you may know I am the oldest and grumpiest living resident of Fort Guff, Guff County, Guffsylvania U.S.A.I suffer from a chronic case of Raccoon's rummaging through my trash and a nosy neighbor who just happens to own the worlds dumbest dog.I like to spend time with my grand kids Brad and Gertrude at the weekends, I get a chance to help them with their cooking experiments, read books and watch good movies, with plenty of popcorn and a sneaky soda.Recently we have written a book, all about my trip to Mars and hope to publish another one real soon.For more information check out my blog… www.granpaguff.wordpress.com