Rhymes My Mother Never Told Me Includes the Beloved Classics; Sammy Squirrel's Tragic Picnic, Sweet Bread Farts, Tony's Tiny Bladder, the Poop Between Her Toes and Many More

Name: Rhymes My Mother Never Told Me Includes the Beloved Classics; Sammy Squirrel's Tragic Picnic, Sweet Bread Farts, Tony's Tiny Bladder, the Poop Between Her Toes and Many More
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ISBN: 9781482326567

ISBN-10: 1482326566

ISBN-13: 9781482326567

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Authors: W. Burkland, Duncan Beedie

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Recalling Shel Silverstein's "Falling Up" by way of Comedy Central's "South Park", Burkland's collection of bawdy rhymes is as clever as it is irreverent, skewering the politically correct at every turn. Never crossing the line into the profane, he is able to entertain while pushing the limits of the crude, silly, and sophomoric. Perfect bite-sized nuggets of hilarity that are sure to leave you laughing out loud, Rhymes My Mother Never Told Me tickles the funny bone as it challenges the status quo. Wonderfully playful and always mischievous, Burkland's debut defiantly thumbs its nose at the world of propriety and decorum. This collection features beloved classics such as: "Sweet Bread…

Book details

List price: $9.95
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication date: 4/27/2013
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 42
Size: 7.00" wide x 10.00" long x 0.10" tall
Weight: 0.286

Author W.J. Burkland is a first time author. He is a recognized expert and ardent practitioner of all bodily functions celebrated in this venerable collection. Each rhyme is a thinly disguised fictional account of real-life events that have shaped the author's life. Illustrator Duncan Beedie is a freelance illustrator who lives in Bristol, UK and has infinitely more credibility than the author, having performed real work for real clients like BBC Three, CBBC, and Aardman Animations.