Geoffrey Arthur Drewyor (1979-present) spent his entire childhood in the small town of Elmore, Ohio before going on to complete International Business and French degrees at Mount Union College in Alliance, Ohio. During his time at Mount Union he also excelled at playing Ultimate Frisbee and winning unsanctioned swim meets but he had little success with the ladies.During the past decade, he has bounced around Europe, Africa, and the east coast of the United States on various adventures while also obtaining a Master's Degree in Journalism from Boston University and directing nearly 200 educational student tours. He currently resides in Park Slope, Brooklyn with his girlfriend, his dog, and a… beautiful blue 10-speed bicycle.While Drewyor is a skilled writer and a believer in the merits of blue sneakers, he is unfortunately a terrible cook and a destroyer of jump ropes. But in the most difficult of times, he always has the memories from his youth of watching people play basketball in the local school gymnasium while riding donkeys. Nobody will ever be able to take that away from him.