Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit

Name: Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit
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ISBN: 9780743278379

ISBN-10: 0743278372

ISBN-13: 9780743278379

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Authors: Jill Conner Browne

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When does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way. Part of that new math, says #1New York Timesbestselling author Jill Conner Browne -- whomUSA Todaycalls "just plain funny" -- includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family. The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profitis a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, because anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable -- so you might as well laugh! As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey as…

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List price: $19.99
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publication date: 12/30/2008
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 304
Size: 5.50" wide x 7.50" long x 0.90" tall
Weight: 0.550
Language: English

Jill Conner Browne is the New York Times bestselling author of six Sweet Potato Queens books. She lives and writes on all things Queenly from Jackson , Mississippi .



Introduction: Hey, There!! Don't Skip This Part -- It's Important!



Holy Shit!



Igmo Husbands



How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman



Past Your Due Date?



There Are Already Plenty of George Foremans



Baby Food



Life Is Hard Enough -- Pledge Beta



Let's Eat!



Naps and Other Sleeping Opportunities



Brother's Keeper. Low Pay, Few Benefits



Penii



Potty Training



You Might Think It's Funny but It'snot



Find a Hole and Fill It



Loveys



Traveling with Kids



A Pulse Does Not a Babysitter Make



Kids' Parties



The Tooth Fairy and Other Skulduggery



Kids' Cussing



Sex Talk



Stranger Danger



Discipline, Values, and Remaining Unincarcerated



Manners Matter



It's Just a Short Drive to the Poorhouse



Housework Kills Plenty of People All the Time



More Play, Less Fray



Endings


Acknowledgments