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'Twas the Night Before Christmas 21st Century Edition

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ISBN-10: 0740797964

ISBN-13: 9780740797965

Edition: 2010

Authors: Bruce Kluger, David Slavin

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Kluger and Slavin have reproduced the classic Christmas poem to reflect the ecomonic crisis and corporate scandals that plague current headlines, packing their verse with hilariously spun rhymes ("The workers grew grim, as they churlishly chored / while Santa grew haplessly, craplessly bored"). This book is complete with rhymes about disgruntled elves, outsourced Santas, union conflicts, Twittered conspiracies, randy reindeer, media hysteria, factory relocations, toxic merchandise, and a giant leveraged buyout that rocks the world from pole to pole. Their new rendition of the poem is enhanced by full-color graphics, for example: the bulletin board in the elf toy factory, a bogus Maxim…    
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Book details

List price: $12.99
Copyright year: 2010
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date: 10/19/2010
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 80
Size: 8.00" wide x 10.00" long x 0.40" tall
Weight: 0.704
Language: English

Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in Thal, Austria, in 1947, in a small village bordering the Styrian capital Graz. Schwarzenegger served in the Austrian Army in 1965 to fulfill the one year of service required at the time of all 18-year-old Austrian males. During his army service, he won the Junior Mr. Europe contest. In 1967, Schwarzenegger won the title of Mr. Universe for the first time, becoming the youngest ever Mr. Universe at the age of 20. He would go on to win the title three more times. Schwarzanegger moved to the U.S. in 1968 at the age of 21. In 1970, at age 23, he captured his first Mr. Olympia title in New York, and would go on to win the title a total of seven times.…