Jay Horne, author and publisher, has been chewed up and spit out by every one he has ever kept company with. The inexorability of it always caught up with him, but despite the downfall he always refused to become the product of his environment. Over all of the years, through all the different calamaties he has remained true to heart and genuine. Eventually, being an honest person lead him from those of unlike mind and into the company of amazing people. His perseverance would pay off in the end, and he would find himself among literary masters and the author of multiple works such as Life's A JOKE!, Published Youth, How God Ruined my Life, and As The Waffle Burns.