When he's not busy writing novels, Randall likes to write about himself in the third person and pretend it's not weird.A former programmer and cheese burglar, Randall fled the law to sunny Los Angeles where he shies away from telling people he's a writer when they ask what he does for a living. Sometimes he says voice acting, sometimes he says what he used to do, sometimes he just hits them really hard in the knee and runs away before they realize what's happened.Either way, he's eternally grateful that you're even reading THIS much. Seriously. He told me so.