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Introduction | |
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Cool Games That Guys Came Up With | |
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Bob's Game Involving Manipulation of a Suspended Object by Bodily Movements of Cooperating Players | |
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Greg's Brain-Wave Game | |
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Henry's Hat Game | |
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Ralph's Exercise and Game Apparatus | |
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Neat Ways for Guys to Shoot Each Other | |
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Albert's Helmet-Mounted Pistol | |
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Sergio's Fountain Pen and Attachment | |
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French and Fancher's Self-Defense Plow | |
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Sports and Exercise Equipment for Guys | |
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George's Golf Practice Apparatus | |
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Bill's Swimming Apparatus | |
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Tom's Swimming Appliance | |
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Bob's High-Speed Track Trainer | |
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Dick's Exercising Device | |
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Paul's Bicycle Balloon | |
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Andre's Penis Exerciser | |
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Waldemar's Greenhouse Jogging Helmet | |
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Roy's .22-Caliber Golf Club | |
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Ray's Exercising Apparatus | |
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George and Miles's Repeating Exercise Device | |
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Things for Dead Guys | |
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Franz's Escape Coffin | |
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Joe's Dead Body Cube | |
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Phil's Coffin Torpedo | |
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Dan's Car-Shaped Coffin | |
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Awesome Guy Clothing Innovations | |
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Larry's Bleacher Pants | |
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Norm's Waste-Disposal Pants | |
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Squire's Anatomic Underwear | |
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Chin-Fu's One-Size-Fits-All Pants | |
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Tom's Buttocks Cleavage-Revealing Pants | |
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Bob, Don, and Jay's Air Bag Undershorts | |
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Things That Make Guys More Attractive to Women (At Least in the Guys' Minds) | |
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Hampson's Missing-Eye Glasses | |
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Jack's No-Slip Hairpiece | |
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Ron's Frameless Glasses | |
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Chuck's Mustache Styling Device | |
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Things That Allow Guys to Accomplish Tasks with Less Effort | |
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Bill's Inflatable Floating Furniture | |
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Marshall's Golf Club Carrier | |
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Chris's TV Remote | |
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Things for Guys with Kids | |
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Bill's Groin Protector | |
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Tom's Baby-Patting Machine | |
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Dick's Daddy Saddle | |
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John's Baby Rattle | |
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John's Head-Butt Game | |
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Things for a Guy's Dog (or Cockroach) | |
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John's Portable Canine Commode | |
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Win's Dog Pipe | |
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Ed and Gladys's Dog Droppings Catcher Apparatus | |
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Tom's Insect Exerciser | |
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Things That Are Unnecessarily Dangerous and, Therefore, Very Appealing to Guys | |
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Gordon's Pogo Stick | |
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Harry's Homocopter | |
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Ted's Human Catapult | |
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Harold's Pogo-Copter | |
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Safety Equipment for Guys Doing Dangerous Things | |
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John's Fireman's Helmet | |
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John's Mask for Firemen | |
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Karl's Bulletproof Helmet | |
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Bill's Diving Dress | |
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Otto's Radiation-Control Space Suit | |
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Dan's Motorcycle Safety Apparel | |
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Benjamin's Fire Escape | |
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Things Involving Beer | |
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Israel's Slant-Top Beer Can | |
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Kevin and Tony's Cardboard Beer Case Cowboy Hat | |
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Randall's Head-Mounted Keg | |
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Bathroom-Related Things for Guys (None of Which, Oddly Enough, Involves a Magazine Rack) | |
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Ricardo's Toilet Lounger | |
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Joe's Male Urinating Aid | |
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Aston's Portable Automobile Urinal | |
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Things for Guys That Are, by Their Very Nature, Miscellaneous (The Things, Not the Guys) | |
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Albert's High-Five Simulator | |
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Bill and Mike's Pregnant Woman Display Sign for Vehicles | |
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Tom, Michele, Louis, and Daryl's Aggression-Relieving Sports Doll | |
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Chuck's Safety Awareness Kit | |
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Roland's Foreskin Stretcher | |
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Harold's Head Protector | |
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Mike's Hog Grapple | |
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Ulysses and Ed's Initiating Device | |
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Things for Guys That Were (Hold on to Your Hats!) Invented by Women | |
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Josephine's Dance Belts | |
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Addendum | |