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2000 Year Old Man Goes to School

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ISBN-10: 006076676X

ISBN-13: 9780060766764

Edition: 2005

Authors: Mel Brooks, Carl Reiner, James Bennett

List price: $17.99
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About four days ago, a plane landed in America with a man who claimed to be 2000 years old. Today, that man is visiting a school just like yours to tell the children of the world what it's like to be 2000 years old. Here are some of the things you will learn: What did the 2000 Year Old Man use for transportation? FEAR. You see, an animal would growl at you, and you would go two miles a minute! What language did the 2000 Year Old Man speak? Rock. Basic rock. Like, "Hey, don't throw that rock at me! Put that rock away!" What food did the 2000 Year Old Man eat Only what was natural and organic. Clouds, stars, rocks. Big things and small things. But we had to be careful of the…    
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Book details

List price: $17.99
Copyright year: 2005
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Binding: Hardcover
Pages: 40
Size: 10.50" wide x 10.50" long x 0.25" tall
Weight: 0.990
Language: English

SAM WASSON is the author of A Splurch in the Kisser: The Movies of Blake Edwards and the New York Times-bestseller Fifth Avenue, 5AM: Audrey Hepburn, Breakfast at Tiffany's, and the Dawn of the Modern Woman. He is working on a biography of Bob Fosse. MEL BROOKS is a writer, director, actor, and composer. He won an Academy Award for The Producers for best original screenplay.

Carl Reiner,a comedian, actor, novelist, and film director, was a creator, writer, and producer ofThe Dick Van Dyke Show.In 1999, he was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American humor by the Kennedy Center and inducted into the Television Hall of Fame by the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. He most recently appeared inOcean's ElevenandOcean's Twelve.He lives in Beverly Hills, California.