Stanley Bing is a columnist for Fortune magazine and the bestselling author of Crazy Bosses , What Would Machiavelli Do? , Throwing the Elephant , Sun Tzu Was a Sizzy , 100 Bullshit Jobs . . . And How to Get Them , and The Big Bing , as well as the novels Lloyd: What Happened and You Look Nice Today . By day he is an haute executive in a gigantic multinational corporation whose identity is one of the worst-kept secrets in business.