Assholes Finish First

ISBN-10: 1439198691

ISBN-13: 9781439198698

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Authors: Tucker Max

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Book details

List price: $18.99
Publisher: Gallery Books
Publication date: 10/18/2011
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 432
Size: 6.00" wide x 9.00" long x 1.00" tall
Weight: 0.946
Language: English

Tucker Max was born in Atlanta, Georgia on September 27, 1975. He received B.A. in law, letters and society at the University of Chicago in 1998 and a J.D. from Duke University Law School in 2001. He published his first book, The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines, in 2001. His other books include Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues. He was the facilitator of the website Tard Blog, from 2002-2003 and was the founder of the now defunct Rudius Media, an Internet-based publishing outlet and management firm.

Author's Note
Tucker Goes to Campout, Owns Duke Neros
The Sex Stories, Part 2
Reduce, Recycle, Reuse
The Shiftiest Hookup Ever
Tucker and His First MILF
Not Another Teen Hookup
Burn, Baby, Burn!
I'm a Zit, Get It?
Head Doctor
Earth First
The Capitol City Clown Crawl
The DC HalloweenParty and The Worst Girl I Ever Fucked
The Tucker Max Experiance
The Tucker Max Sexual To-Do List
The Amputee Story
The Aborted Twins
The Midget Story
Everybody Fails
Everything Goes Wrong
The Oversell
Hello, Nurse
Fucker-Up Pillow Talk, Part 2
The Tuckerfest Story
The Post-Fame Sex Stories
The Tattoo Stories
Aren't You Lucky?
Lucky + You
Time Flies When You're Fucking Tatted-up Whores
Next-Level Shit
I Want to Cum Get A Load!
I'm Not That Type of Girl
Nils and the Pepperdine D-Girl
The Things I Put Up With for Pussy
Too Old for This Shit
Why You Don't Fuck USC Girls
Whoring for Charity
Baby Mama Drama
The Virginity Paradox
Don't Fuck with Jack LaLanne
Strict Liability
The Tucker Max Sex-Ray
Hot, Sane, Single
The Fresno Vet
Wilfred Brimley's Daughter
LA Giris Have Their-Own Category
Tucker Max: Baby Killer
The Midgets Strike Back
I Fucked Tucker Max!
The Penn State Lemondrop Girl
Texts from Tucker Max's Night
The Handprint Story
Good Game, Great Game, and No Game
Prelude to Hilarity Ensues
Bonus Section: Other Perspectives From The People Who Were There
Paperback Bonus Section
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