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HT Be the Perfect Grandma

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ISBN-10: 1402237642

ISBN-13: 9781402237645

Edition: 2nd 2010

Authors: Bryna Nelson Paston

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Becoming a grandma is like getting a subpoena. You don't expect it. You don't know how to respond. You know you must be mature and accept it. Being a grandma, though, is as close as many of us ever get to perfection. Filled with snappy one-liners followed by humorous anecdotes, this is the perfect gift book to keep grandma laughing. As author Bryna Nelson Paston says, "We have a window of opportunity as grandparents, usually five years, or maybe more if you're lucky. So you have to make your move fast and decisively. Your kids and their spouses will intrude, interrupt, and interfere. But persevere. Circumvent them, do exactly what you want, and lie-- with dignity, I might add. Whatever it…    
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Book details

List price: $9.99
Edition: 2nd
Copyright year: 2010
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Incorporated
Publication date: 4/1/2010
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 112
Size: 5.50" wide x 6.50" long x 0.50" tall
Weight: 0.330
Language: English

Standing By
Grandmothering Has its Perks
There are rules. Follow them or go directly to Grandma jail
Make your move fast and decisively
Be calm. Pick your battles Trust me, you'll have plenty
Promise anything, but get the kid
Shut up and leave
Don't even answer the phone when you've got the baby. Let Grandpa talk to them They never mess with him
Never, ever, ever let anything bad happen to the kid on your watch But if it does, lie
Do whatever is necessary for the good of your grandchild
Listen politely to instructions, then do what you want Just like your kids did to you
Her mother is blood. His is company
Ignore the pacifier
They do not sterilize bottles or boil nipples anymore
Babies sleep propped on their sides or backs
Baby powder is pass��