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| Introduction | |
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| Torched by an A-Hole | |
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| Retiring But Not Shy | |
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| Reflections of a Pimp | |
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| Bore Wars: Chet Lang and the Big Bang | |
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| Death of a Pitchman | |
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| I Can't Deal with this Anymore | |
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| Mike's Big Day | |
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| Crotonville High | |
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| Prior Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance | |
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| Fred's Bad Day | |
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| Triumphs, Train Wrecks, Coronations, and Jack's Biggest Miss | |
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| You're Going Nowhere at GE Unless... | |
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| How to Succeed in Business by Really Trying | |
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| Love-or Hate-at First Sight | |
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| The View from the Bowling Alley | |
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| The Bogus Boca Presentation | |
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| Died and Went to Headquarters | |
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| Selling Hats to Each Other | |
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| The Russians Are Coming | |
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| Hectoring the Hobbit | |
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| Movin' On, Sideways | |
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| Death to Strategic Planning | |
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| Blubbering on the Stand | |
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| From Grunt to Flunky | |
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| The Marionette Meister | |
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| Jacking Up the Commo | |
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| Don't Dive. Swim! | |
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| Restuffing Guts | |
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| Gentle Meddling | |
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| Called on the Carpet | |
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| More Change via Negative Reviews | |
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| Takes One to Know One | |
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| Dead Man Talking | |
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| "Stop Construction Today" | |
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| Every Biopsy Doesn't Have to Come Back Positive | |
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| I'm Okay; You're an A-Hole | |
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| Bulletproofing the Love-In | |
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| Death by Presentation at NBC | |
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| Peeing on the Kidder Body | |
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| A Shout from the Bathroom | |
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| The Wright Stuff (Righted) | |
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| Diversity Is Our ... er ... Strength | |
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| Fly Ball at The Pierre | |
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| Black Clouds Lift the Stock | |
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| The Chairman and the Strawman | |
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| Don't Screw This Up | |
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| Don't Care About It? Don't Do It! | |
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| The 110 Percent Solution and Jack's Perks | |
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| Wanna Drink Lunch with Us? | |
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| The Firing Squad | |
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| Why Gary Wendt | |
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| Lack of Care Packages | |
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| Seinfeld in Fairfield: The Yogurt Incident | |
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| Order and Logic Out of Chaos | |
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| Doin' Time | |
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| Better Than the Best | |
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| Herb Smokes Jack; Warren Lurks in His Nightmare | |
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| The Welch Work Ethic | |
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| The First Through the Drapes | |
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| Crotonville Turkey Shoot | |
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| A Pad in Front of You | |
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| If Your Wife Thinks It's Boring, It's Boring | |
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| Danger: Flying Carrot Fragments | |
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| Ringo's Rule | |
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| The Perfect Annual Report | |
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| "Not a Pennyworth of Difference" | |
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| Bore Wars Continue ... | |
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| Lloyd's Law: A Learning Company | |
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| The Bore Test. Are You Relevant? | |
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| Larry Leaves. Lane Grieves. (On the Way to the Bank) | |
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| The Inevitable (But Very Short) Golf Section | |
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| Tough Jack to Follow | |
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| Know Your Potential Enemy | |
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| Out of the Gate and Serious | |
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| Tell Me a Story | |
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| The Dogs Are Your Friends | |
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| What You Face If You're Black, Asian, or a Woman | |
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| Ten Minutes! No More! | |
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| PowerPoint Is the Enemy. Never Surrender | |
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| On Being a Leader Rather Than a Projector Operator | |
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| Do It All in Five Charts | |
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| At the End of the Day | |
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| Love Story | |
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| Final Thoughts | |
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| Index | |
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| Boring Acknowledgments Section | |