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| Introduction | |
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| Pimp My Red Flyer | |
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| How'd That Get There? | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| I Actually Have a Need for a Hacksaw at My Studio | |
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| High Fructose Corn Syrup Is Not a Banned Substance | |
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| This Exercise Puts So Much Pressure on Me...HEY! | |
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| Circular Heaven | |
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| I Could Have Sworn That Sign Means "Walk Stiffly" | |
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| Is Anyone Home...? | |
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| Interview: Terry Marks | |
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| I Think My Seven-Year-Old Could Beat Me In a Race | |
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| The Love Bug Returns! | |
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| Rock Star! | |
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| And Your Name Was...? | |
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| Bugs Just Wanna Have Fun! | |
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| Stupid "K" | |
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| That's Not the Words! | |
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| Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| The Ultimate Desk | |
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| What Day Is It? | |
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| Red and Blue Dogs | |
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| Egg Drop Soup | |
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| Don't Underestimate the Power of Example! | |
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| Where Is That "Q" I've Been Saving? | |
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| Dude, C'mon! | |
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| The "Million Dollar Idea" List | |
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| Is That How They Made the Pyramids? | |
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| Interview: Kevin Carroll | |
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| Good Fences Make Good Neighbors | |
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| Shhhh. I'm Hunting Wabbits | |
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| It's Sort of Like Volleyball, But With Joe as the Ball | |
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| That Guy Is the Shape of a Caslon "R," Huh? | |
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| My Words Caught a Fly | |
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| I Was Told There'd Be No Math | |
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| Once Upon a Tune | |
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| Gnome, Gnome on the Range | |
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| My Astro-Toupee | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| No Rules! | |
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| Dude, Nice Koala Pinky! | |
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| Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom! | |
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| What's a "Dot-Com"? | |
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| I Knew He'd Have a Book of Potions, Right? | |
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| Sharpie; Shirt Pocket; Laundry Bill | |
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| Is That a Diamond-Studded Coffee Mug? | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| Hold On, I'm Folding My Quarter | |
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| Take a Seat | |
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| What Is That Thing Dangling From Your Other Arm? | |
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| Three Things | |
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| You Got a "D" In Font Selection? | |
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| Can Anyone Direct Me to the Perfume Aisle? | |
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| Interview: Denise Weyhrich | |
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| What the Heck Is a Quince? | |
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| Survival of the Fittest | |
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| There is Always a Better Way | |
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| Why Can't I Have an Evil Lair, Too? | |
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| If You Cross Your Eyes Like That, They'll Stay That Way | |
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| You Want an Acme What? | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| Where Was This 25 Years Ago? | |
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| Defend Yourself! | |
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| Agency Oz | |
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| Mirror, Mirror on the Desk | |
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| Can You Feel the Love? | |
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| Excuse Me, Your Three o'Clock Is Here | |
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| That Looks Just Like Nothing | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| Nice Hood Ornament! | |
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| Holy Nightmares, Batman! | |
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| White or Wheat? | |
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| Prehistoric Voicemail? | |
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| Et Tu, Rombus 3000? | |
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| Para-Military...Pens? | |
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| Did You Get That License? | |
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| I'll Take a Double Scoop of Pay-Toilet, Please | |
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| Can You Get Curds at the Deli Down the Street? | |
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| Our Janitor Doesn't Look Like That! | |
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| And the Pitch...Touchdown! | |
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| Pimp My Catapult! | |
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| Interview: Brian Sack | |
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| I Think It Needs More (Insert Noun Here) | |
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| Fore! Five! Watch Out! | |
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| Is That a Fire Pole? | |
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| I'm New and Improved! | |
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| Did He Just Tell Me to Steal Third or Is His Nose Running? | |
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| How Do You Say "Red" In Caveman? | |
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| So Should I Stop Where I Am or Run? | |
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| Mmmmm...Cardboard | |
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| It's Even Got Flaps! | |
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| Don't Push That Button! | |
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| An "E" Ticket Ride | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| In a Land Far, Far Away... | |
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| Can Someone Show Me the Door? | |
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| My Totem Is Teetering | |
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| I'll Take the Double Raptor Meal Deal, Please | |
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| I Didn't Think She Could Eat All of That | |
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| I Can't Find the Surprise! | |
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| Sorry, Charlie | |
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| We've Got Spirit, Yes We Do! | |
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| I Wear My Sun-Survivor-Goggle-Glasses at Night | |
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| Mine Has Five Colored Rings! | |
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| Rest In Peace | |
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| Box That Ferret, Please | |
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| I Already Have That One! | |
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| Interview: Steve Morris | |
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| Lets Introduce You to Alex | |
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| Superman's Not Home Right Now | |
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| Back In My Day, the Fans Didn't Have Lasers | |
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| How Do I Get Ink off My Desk Again? | |
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| How Do You Draw Music? | |
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| It Keeps Things Hot And Cold! | |
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| I Didn't Know I Had It In Me | |
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| Top Dog | |
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| Scott "Tired of Bein" Poe Called for You | |
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| Shoot, I Pulled the Door Off Again! | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| Life In the Fast Lane! | |
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| Where's This Going? | |
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| That Penguin Is Throwing Up on My Pants | |
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| A Little Dab'll Do Ya! | |
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| My New Shoes Are Stuck in the ATM | |
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| Is This How Milton and Bradley Started? | |
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| And It Still Staples | |
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| Do These Shorts Make My Line Look Big? | |
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| What Time Is It? | |
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| Where's That Copy of Emoticons Illustrated? | |
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| The Pet Rock Just Got Booted | |
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| I'll Take the Next Catapult, Thanks | |
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| Interview: Mike Dietz | |
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| Does This Dress Make My Brain Look Fat? | |
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| Don't Put This on Your Hood, Though | |
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| Wave 'Em Proud | |
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| You're Fired! | |
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| I Wouldn't Have Chosen Relish for the Carpet, But That's Just Me | |
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| Where'd They Get That?! | |
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| What "Does She Over There Have to Do With That? | |
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| I'm Gonna Need a Bigger Fishbowl! | |
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| The Envelope, Please | |
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| I Never Knew So Much About a Pencil Sharpener | |
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| What Does Melancholy Look Like? | |
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| We Got the Beat! | |
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| Black Eye Bart's a-Lookin' for Ya! | |
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| Poor Hamster...Never Had a Chance | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| I Call It "Helveticaslon" | |
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| How Do You Photograph Smelly? | |
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| Twinkies Count as Two | |
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| Should Bees Wear Kneepads? | |
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| I Can't Come In, I Have the Gout | |
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| I Can't Spell "Abnormal Martian" With Just Seven Characters! | |
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| Like, Ummmm...I Mean, It's Like... | |
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| Yes, Doc, I Think I Broke My Pancreas Sleeping | |
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| Tweety Would Freak | |
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| Trick or Pantone Book? | |
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| Is My Hair Ok? | |
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| We're Gettin' Hitched! | |
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| Did You Just Get Really, Really Mad at That Bank Robber? | |
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| Alohamobile | |
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| Interview: Peleg Top | |
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| Knock Knock! | |
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| Shoot! I Left the Ten Trophy Again! | |
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| Very Green | |
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| Drats | |
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| Oh No, They Didn't! | |
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| Does That Come In Suede? | |
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| I'll Have The BBQ Rack of Vader Please! | |
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| What an Odd Place for a Totem Pole | |
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| Dumb as a Rock | |
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| Have a Nice Day! | |
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| Lick and Stick | |
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| That's Great, Moses Is In Foul Trouble | |
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| Is That a Tailpipe, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? | |
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| Water and Air Are Cold | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| What's Next? | |
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| How Do I Make a Round Chimney? | |
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| Survivor: Madison Avenue | |
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| Oh Say Can You Peep? | |
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| And Then He Said... | |
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| What Happens From Here? | |
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| All Aboard! | |
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| Would You Like Any Fillings or Gold Caps With That? | |
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| Where'd You Get That Hot Chocolate, Dude? | |
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| Is That a SuperSlushee Monument Built Out of Wieners? | |
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| It's Good to See a Happy Potato | |
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| Go Joe! | |
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| What's That Amazing Smell? | |
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| Interview: Jeff Fisher | |
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| I Never Knew a Pencil Sharpener Could Be So Deep | |
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| It's Better Than Cleaning It! | |
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| Is That Chest of Drawers on a Dimmer? | |
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| How Many Ounces of Gold Do I Need to Park Here? | |
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| Mmmm...Lincoln Logs | |
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| That Box Is Looking at Me | |
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| When Egg Noodles Die Young | |
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| Home Sweet Hobo Home | |
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| I Call Him "Upside Down Coffee Cup Man!" | |
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| My Guard Rail Keeps Blocking the Scanner | |
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| I Make a Terrible Clown | |
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| It Looks Like a Scribble | |
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| I Knew That Xylophone Would Come In Handy One Day | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| I Have a Full House, Marketing Directors Over Production Thugs | |
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| Sure Beats Hand Puppets | |
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| Fire In the Hole! | |
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| Doesn't Anyone Wear Yellow Anymore? | |
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| It's Up, and It's Good! | |
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| Haiku-a-Gogo! | |
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| Creatures of Habit | |
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| If You Want to See Your Beloved Pencil Sharpener Alive... | |
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| A Buffalo Would Definitely Destroy an Eagle In a Fight | |
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| Is That for a Dog Food Company? | |
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| Interview: Sayles Graphic Design | |
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| Hey! She Has My Hairdo! | |
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| Dude, Feel Free to Pop a Mint | |
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| Is It a Star? | |
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| Mini-It! | |
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| How Do You Sell "And?" | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| I Changed That...I Think | |
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| We Have So Much In Common! | |
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| I Knew I Should Have Saved That Copy of Ice Fishing Illustrated | |
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| Does This Color Go With My Work Boots? | |
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| How Do You Get Your Lips Way Up There? | |
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| Big Brother Is Not Only Watching, He's Brewing Cups of Coffee for You! | |
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| How About Dessert? | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| Is That Hairnet Real? | |
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| Debate This! | |
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| Extra, Extra! Read All About It! | |
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| Is That a Paisley Screensaver? | |
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| The Wright Bros. Would Be Proud! | |
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| Balder-what? | |
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| Interview: John Foster | |
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| Hi, I'm Fido | |
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| Cool Vanishing Point! | |
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| One Meeelyun Daaaahhllers! | |
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| I'm Flippin' Sweet! | |
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| Retreat! Retreat! | |
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| I Don't Think They Make a Slushee That Big | |
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| I Tried It | |
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| Tag, You're It! | |
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| Did That Guy Just Say "Shucks?" | |
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| Wanna Play Some Mini Desk Volleyball? | |
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| Have You Ever Noticed That Before? | |
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| Desks Ahoy! | |
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| For Sale | |
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| Pablo Is Calling! | |
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| I Can't Hear You, I'm Screaming | |
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| How Could I Live Without My Combination Hot Dog Cooker and Bun Warmer? | |
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| Was That Jeff or Did a Car Just Backfire? | |
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| Where'd the Cork Go? | |
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| Play Ball! | |
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| You Mean There Really Is Truth In Advertising? | |
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| 3, 2, 1, Score!!! | |
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| G.I....Douglas? | |
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| Interview: Von Glitschka | |
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| Batteries Not Included | |
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| Ah, Go Fly a Kite | |
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| Bland No Longer | |
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| How Big Is a Bread Basket? | |
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| I Can't Find "Downsizing" | |
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| Go Fighting Brain Men! | |
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| My Business Helmet Keeps Falling Over My Eyes | |
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| You're Walking on My Line | |
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| Do I Use Ballpoint or Felt Tip on the Inside of My Eyelids? | |
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| Bachelor Number Three... | |
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| I Think That Florist Is a Total "H" | |
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| I'm for It...Wait...I Mean, I'm Against It | |
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| Are Mom's Cookies an "X" or an "O"? | |
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| Blind Man's Bluff | |
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| Coca-Cowpie? | |
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| Doodles from Interviewees | |
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| Index of Exercises by Type | |
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| Contributor List | |