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Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies A Completely Scientific Guide to the Lives of the Undead

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ISBN-10: 0470643692

ISBN-13: 9780470643693

Edition: 2010

Authors: Mac Montandon

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A scientific look at zombies-the ultimate guide to how the other half lives (or not)How fast and far would a zombie infection spread? What would a nutritionist say about an all-brain diet? Why are the undead so pissed off? Here are the answers to all of your essential zombie questions (you know you've asked them), with a lively, science-based exploration of every aspect of the undead. First book to examine the possible science of our undead brethren, from what a zombie brain looks like to why zombies don't get fat Fact-based approach-looks at zombies through the lens of real science Perfect gift for zombies (assuming they could read) and zombie-philesDripping with great zombie factoids and…    
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Book details

List price: $22.99
Copyright year: 2010
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons Canada, Limited
Publication date: 9/1/2010
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 256
Size: 6.54" wide x 8.66" long x 0.68" tall
Weight: 0.660
Language: English

Mac Montandonis the editor ofInnocent When You Dream: The Tom Waits Reader. He has written for theNew York Times,Radar, Salon.com, andInterview. He lives in Brooklyn.

Acknowledgments
Introduction
Killing Time: Zombie Quiz
Know thy Enemy
What does a zombie brain look like? The neurobiology of zombies
Serve with a Chilled Pinot Gross
The benefits and hazards of an all-brain-and-human-flesh diet
Killing Time: Saut�ed Brain with Savoy Cabbage, Finger Pieces, and a Rich Blood Sauce
Earth Worms Are Easy
What's really left of a dead body after a few weeks in the ground? A lot or a little?
Sex and the Single Zombie
The undead are far from the only organisms that reproduce asexually, but are they the scariest?
Unsafe at Any Speed
Why zombies walk (and stalk) before they run
Killing Time: The Seven-Day Zombie Workout
What They Don't Teach You in Health Class
How fast and how far will a zombie infection spread? Is a zombie apocalypse truly possible? The science of the infected
Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?
Not only are zombies undead, they are massively unslept. An exploration into the science of sleep
Bee Afraid, Bee Very Afraid
Examining real-life parasites that turn their victims into mindless zombies
Fear and Loathing in Zombietown
Mass hysteria, post-traumatic stress disorder, and the undead
Killing Time: Mad Limbs #1
War of the Weirds
How do the undead hunt? How do humans flee? What being attacked by a rabid dog and living life like a slave-making ant can teach us about surviving a zombie outbreak
Attack of the Mutant Zombies!
What can we learn from ghouls about mutation and radiation?
You Gotta Shoot 'em in the Head!
On ballistics, physics, recoil, zombies, and you
Killing Time: Mad Limbs #2
Notes
Index