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Translator's Note | |
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Important Dates in the Historical Background | |
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Glossary of People and Places | |
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General Glossary of Terms | |
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Note on Pronunciation | |
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In which Princess Ning castrates her Groom and 'commits Suicide', and Viscount Trinket rescues the Wrong Girl; he meets the Peerless Consort and hears her sing; a Confrontation takes place between General Bash-em, the Satrap, the White Nun, and the Peerless Consort; and Trinket secures Safe Passage back to Peking for himself and his Entourage | |
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Fire Alarm in the Gardens of the Princess | |
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A Strange Mutilation, and an Attempted Suicide | |
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An Attempt on the Satrap's Life | |
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At the Satrap's Palace | |
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The Assassin? | |
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Story behind a Story | |
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At His Wits' End | |
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The Peerless | |
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The Ballad of the Peerless Consort | |
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Revelations | |
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An Extraordinary Gathering | |
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Memories | |
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Doing a Deal | |
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Departure from Kunming | |
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In which Trinket and Party make their way to the Province of Guizhou, and thence to Peking; there is Singing on the River, and Tales are told of Taiwan; Two Elderly Jesuit Fathers prove their Skill at the Art of making Cannon; Devoted Doublet pieces together the Map; and Trinket is put in command of a Naval Expedition | |
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In the Mountains | |
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A Number of Familiar Faces | |
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In the Gambling Den | |
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A Surprising Intervention | |
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Beggar, Meatball, and other Combatants | |
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Triad Talk | |
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The Log Rafts | |
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Exit Sir Zheng | |
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The Storm on the River | |
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The Helmsman presents an Old Hero | |
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The Helmsman Informed | |
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The Art of Escape | |
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In the Capital Once More | |
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Of Jesuits and Cannon | |
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Piecing together the Scraps | |
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Gobbledegook | |
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The Deer and the Cauldron | |
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Cannon of Divine Might | |
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Mission Impossible | |
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The Three Treasures of Manchuria | |
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Pacifying the Ocean | |
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Strategy, and a Golden Bowl | |
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Trinket at Sea | |
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Meatball, and other Floating Objects | |
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Smoke Signals and Big Guns | |
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In which Trinket falls once more into Mystic Dragon Hands; travels North with Doublet, and crosses the Ice to Albazin; meets a Beautiful Princess and travels to Moscow; and finally Returns | |
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Unfamiliar Valiants | |
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An Artful Customer | |
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Through Ice and Snow | |
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Deer | |
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Mountains and Rivers | |
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Cossacks, and the Fort | |
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The Secret Passage | |
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Princess Sophia | |
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High Diplomacy, High Stakes | |
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To Moscow | |
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Russian Affairs of State | |
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Trinket gives Counsel | |
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Mutiny | |
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Trinket has another Cunning Plan | |
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Trinket Returns | |
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In which Trinket advises the Emperor on Affairs of State; and is sent on an Important Mission to Yangzhou | |
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Trinket in Peking | |
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A Command Performance | |
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Council of State | |
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An Unusual Friendship | |
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A Small Favour | |
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You Little Monster! | |
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For Old Time's Sake | |
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The Hunting of the Little Traitor | |
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En route for Yangzhou: the Wang Wu Clan | |
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Obsequies on the Mountain | |
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In which Trinket returns in Triumph to the City of his Youth, and ends up in a very Large Bed with several Delectable Ladies all at the same time; the Rebellion of the Three Feudatories finally breaks out; and Trinket is summoned back to Court | |
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The Fair City of Yangzhou: of Peonies and other Flowers | |
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Trinket back in the Alley | |
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Mother and Son Reunited | |
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A Strange Brotherhood | |
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Even Stranger Womenfolk | |
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Roll-Call | |
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One Touch Here, One Touch There | |
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Bedstead on the March | |
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Bedstead Pandemonium | |
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Charges of Treason | |
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Doublet seeks Revenge | |
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Writing a Letter | |
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Trinket works Fast | |
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Spring Fragrance the Sceptic | |
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In which the Strange Gui Trio, and Iron Hand the Lady Warrior, are introduced; and an Assassination Attempt has Unpredicted Results | |
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News of the War | |
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Strange Companions | |
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Spinning Tops and Playing Tag | |
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Kungfu Pedigrees | |
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Evil is its own Reward | |
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Living Legends | |
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Dead Man's Head | |
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Of Murder and Assassination | |
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Capital Deliberations | |
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Trinket the Calligrapher | |
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Serious Consequences of a Light Poke | |
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Kang Xi confronts the Old Whore | |
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What Fun! | |
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The Truth will Out | |
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'I don't know where to go!' | |
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Escape Plans A, B, & C | |
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Plan C in Action | |
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In which Trinket escapes from Peking, and visits Snake Island for the last time; the Leader makes a Last Stand; a Great Hero dies; and Life on Potluck Island is Described | |
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Out of the Wok, and into the Fire | |
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Mystic Dragon Dissension | |
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To the Death! | |
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Return to Potluck Island | |
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New Arrivals on the Shore | |
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Death of a Hero | |
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Negotiations for Sir Zheng's Release | |
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The Informer Revealed | |
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An Unusual IOU | |
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Potluck Island Idyll | |
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Rules for Trinket's Harem | |
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Modus Vivendi | |
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The Seasons of Potluck Island | |
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Two Tamardy Edicts | |
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Domestic Details | |
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Earl of Potluck Island | |
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In which Trinket travels to Taiwan; and is sent as Plenipotentiary Envoy to the Russians, with Instructions to capture Fort Albazin and negotiate the Treaty of Nerchinsk | |
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The Fall of Taiwan | |
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Trinket in Taiwan | |
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Boots Aloft | |
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Trinket in Favour Again | |
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Arrangements for Revenge | |
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The Supreme Commander | |
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Heads You Lose! | |
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Human Shashlik | |
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Winter sets In | |
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Piss Attack | |
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Wobbleski and Chillingoff | |
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A Loyal Servant | |
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More Russian Blarney | |
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Nerchinsk | |
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Conspiracy in the Tent | |
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Not by Halves | |
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An Object for a Cult | |
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In which Trinket returns yet again to Peking, and is obliged to supervise the Execution of his Old Friend Whiskers Mao; he meets Four Gentlemen of the Resistance; and finally decides to call it a Day and retire from Public Life Altogether | |
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An Old, Bewhiskered Friend | |
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Making Choices | |
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Trinket the Debt-Collector | |
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A Small Favour | |
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Necessity, the Mother of Trinketian Invention | |
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Aftermath of an Execution | |
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Safe House | |
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Who'd ever choose to be Emperor? | |
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The Urchin Academician | |
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A Puddle tells All | |
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The Way of the Prince | |
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Not Today, not Tomorrow, not Ever! | |
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A Man can only be Who He Is | |
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The Murdering of Trinket | |
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Just like Yours! | |
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Epilogue--The Never-Ending Quest | |