I Don't Care about Your Band What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated
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Description: Introducing a new comedy voice in the tradition of Amy Sedaris and Chelsea Handles in a hilarious memoir about the humiliations we endure to find love-and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage According to Julie Klausner, "what Sarah Vowell is to American history, I am to guys in their thirties who have never been married and really like Cat Power." Inspired by her New York Times"Modern Love" piece about getting the brush-off from an indie rock musician, I Don't Care About Your Bandis the true story of Klausner's rocky road to romantic enlightenment, laced with tales from her "cartoonishly Jewish" upbringing and brimming with truisms to which any woman who's ever been on a date will relate. Such as: ·Find a Gay Best Friend, Immediately.Nobody will be meaner when talking about the guy who broke your heart. ·A Friend with Benefits is Like a Unicorn that Craps Cupcakes.Fun to imagine, but not real. ·It's a Great Idea to Have Coffee with a Married Man. If you're doing research for your dissertation on narcissism. ·"Crazy" Is an STD.And there are worse things you can catch from guys who aren't right for you. By turns edgy and deeply personal, with rapid-fire humor throughout, I Don't Care About Your Bandshows the evolution of a young woman who endured myriad encounters with some very twisted men-to emerge with real-world wisdom on matters of the heart.
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Copyright year: 2010
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date: 2/2/2010
Size: 5.25" wide x 8.25" long x 0.75" tall