How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will)

Name: How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will)
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ISBN: 9781580084635

ISBN-10: 158008463X

ISBN-13: 9781580084635

Edition: 2010

Authors: Chuck Sambuchino

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The first and only full-color survival guide on how to prevent, prepare for, and ward off a home invasion by garden gnomes. Move over zombies and adolescent vampires, therers"s a new threat in town-and itrs"s about three feet tall. The common garden gnome, a deceptively benign lawn ornament, has been gathering momentum as a cultural icon -and suburban guerilla. Fortunately, Gnome Defense Expert (GDE) Chuck Sambuchino offers a proven three-step strategy (Assess, Protect, Defend, or APD) for safeguarding possessions, pets, and loved ones from a gnome home invasion. The book includes schematics for gnome-proofing your dwelling, instructions for confrontations at close range, correct…

Book details

List price: $21.99
Copyright year: 2010
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Publication date: 9/7/2010
Binding: Hardcover
Pages: 112
Size: 5.46" wide x 8.29" long x 0.51" tall
Weight: 0.858
Language: English

Chuck Sambuchino of Writer's Digest Books edits the annual Guide to Literary Agents and Children's Writer's & Illustrator's Market. His Guide to Literary Agents blog is one of the most popular blogs in publishing. His 2010 humor book, How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack, was optioned by Sony Pictures. His books have been mentioned in Reader's Digest, USA Today, The New York Times, The Huffington Post, Variety, and more. Chuck is also the author of Formatting & Submitting Your Manuscript and Create Your Writer Platform. Follow him on Twitter @chucksambuchino.



Introduction



Assess



Are You at Risk?



Suspicious Activity



Recognizing Communication



Protect



Passive Fortification-Area Denial



Gnomeproofing Your Exterior-Access Denial



Gnomeproofing Your Interior-Internal Defense



Defend



Ten Tips That Could Save Your Life



Their Arsenal



Your Arsenal



Apply



Mortal Combat



Gnome Roam No More


Acknowledgments