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REJECTED: Fortune Cookie Fortunes

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ISBN-10: 148956330X

ISBN-13: 9781489563309

Edition: N/A

Authors: Jason Jack

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"Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!"Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh ("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only way to con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie to handle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
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Book details

List price: $10.95
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication date: 7/16/2013
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 150
Size: 5.06" wide x 7.81" long x 0.34" tall
Weight: 0.484
Language: English

The Jason Jack inhabits a small bit of space somewhere on planet Earth, living primarily in his fantasies. When not thinking of ice cream socials and candy bars, he's probably taking a nap.