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Happy Endings The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

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ISBN-10: 1416961054

ISBN-13: 9781416961055

Edition: N/A

Authors: Jim Norton, Colin Quinn

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Jim Norton is a pervert in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself. Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on theOpie and Anthony Show,which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's…    
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Book details

List price: $18.99
Publisher: Gallery Books
Publication date: 6/10/2008
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 288
Size: 5.50" wide x 8.50" long x 0.90" tall
Weight: 0.682
Language: English

Jim Norton is an official member of CBS and XM satellite radio's Opie and Anthony Show and is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country, including on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with David Letterman, and lives in New York City.

FOREWORD BY COLIN QUINN FOREWORD BY COLIN QUINN: PART TWO A TRULY PROFESSIONAL INTRODUCTION HERE GOES NOTHING RUMPLESTILTSKIN THE MASSAGE MORBID OBESITY LAS VEGAS SITCOMS A ROAD STORY I'M A POET AND DIDN'T KNOW IT PINK EYE COINS THE BIG COLLECTION BOO! 1987 LETTER I WROTE TO A GIRL I WAS DATING JOE PESKY ANOTHER SILLY SITCOM IDEA PUMPKIN, A LOVE STORY SLEEPY HEAD 36 HAPPY HUMP DAY! THE BOB LEVY BENEFIT THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE MILF LEGAL EAGLES THE HOLLAND TUNNEL THE DUMP WHISPERER CURRENTLY IN BRAZIL I'D LOVE TO LIVE IN RIO TOUGH CROWD COUCH POTATER THE VOYEUR BUS AN ENCHANTING EVENING 1986 NOTE I GOT FROM AN EX-GIRLFRIEND "GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS" AND THE SEARCH FOR HAWKEYE THE JACUZZI…