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Things That Are True | |
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Southern-Fried Sex Kitten | |
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Bending Spoons with Britney Spears | |
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(This Happened in) October | |
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Mysterious Days | |
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Call me "Lizard King." No...really. I insist. | |
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Crazy Things Seem Normal, Normal Things Seem Crazy | |
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1,400 Mexican Moz Fans Can't Be (Totally) Wrong | |
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Viva Morrissey! | |
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Chomp Chomp | |
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The Amazing McNugget Diet | |
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McDiculous | |
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My Second-Favorite Canadian | |
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The Karl Marx of the Hardwood | |
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Deep Blue Something | |
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That '70s Cruise | |
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"Deep Sabbath" | |
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In the Beginning, There Was Zoso | |
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Not a Whole Lotta Love | |
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Disposable Heroes | |
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Band on the Couch | |
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Unbuttoning the Hardest Button to Button | |
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Garage Days Unvisited | |
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The Ice Planet Goth | |
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Something Wicked This Way Comes | |
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Fitter, Happier | |
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No More Knives | |
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The American Radiohead | |
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Ghost Story | |
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Bowling for the Future (and Possibly Horse Carcasses) | |
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Local Clairvoyants Split Over Future | |
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But I Still Think "All for Leyna" Is Awesome | |
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The Stranger | |
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Someone Like You | |
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Dude Rocks Like a Lady | |
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Taking The Streets to the Music | |
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Untitled Geezer Profile | |
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Five Interesting Corpses | |
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The Ratt Trap | |
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How Real Is Real | |
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The Tenth Beatle | |
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Here's "Johnny" 207 | |
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Fargo Rock City, for Real | |
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To Be Scene, or Not to Be Seen | |
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Things That Might Be True | |
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The Grizzly Hypothetical | |
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Nemesis | |
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The Transformation Hypothetical | |
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Advancement | |
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The Unknown Companion Hypothetical | |
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I Do Not Hate the Olympics | |
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The Dress Code Hypothetical | |
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Three Stories Involving Pants | |
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The Court of Public Opinion Hypothetical | |
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Don't Look Back in Anger | |
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The Brain Pill Hypothetical | |
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Not Guilty | |
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The Life Plagiarist Hypothetical | |
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Cultural Betrayal | |
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The Universal Morality Hypothetical | |
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Monogamy | |
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The Joe Six-Pack Hypothetical | |
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Certain Rock Bands You Probably Like | |
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The Hitler Theft Hypothetical | |
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Pirates | |
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The Robot War Hypothetical | |
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Robots | |
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The Cannibal's Quandary | |
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Super People | |
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The Apocalypse Hypothetical | |
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Television | |
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The General Tso's Hypothetical | |
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Singularity | |
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Something That Isn't True at All | |
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You Tell Me | |
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Acknowledgments | |
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Index | |