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My Point... and I Do Have One

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ISBN-10: 0553384228

ISBN-13: 9780553384222

Edition: N/A

Authors: Ellen Degeneres

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In this #1 New York Times bestseller, Ellen DeGeneres shares her hilarious take on everything from our most baffling human foibles-including how we behave in elevators, airplanes, and restrooms, and why we're so scared of the boogeyman-to fashion trends, celebrity, and her secret recipe for Ellen's Real Frenchy French Toast. Most of all, this witty, engaging book offers insights into the mind of one of America's most beloved comics.... "Dear Reader,
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Book details

List price: $17.00
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Publication date: 9/25/2007
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 224
Size: 5.75" wide x 8.50" long x 0.50" tall
Weight: 0.396
Language: English

Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born January 26, 1958. DeGeneres was raised in Metairie, Louisiana, the daughter of Elizabeth Jane DeGeneres, a speech therapist. She moved back to New Orleans to attend the University of New Orleans, where she majored in communication studies. After one semester, she left school to do clerical work in a law firm with her cousin Laura Gillen. She also held a job selling clothes at the chain store the Merry-Go-Round at the Lakeside Shopping Center. Other working experiences included being a waitress at TGI Friday's, a house painter, a hostess, and a bartender. She relates much of her childhood and career experiences in her comedic work. DeGeneres started performing…    

Introduction to the Paperback Edition
A Note from the Author
Thanks for No Memory
A Letter to My Friend or A Frog in a Sombrero Does Not a Party Make
Daily Affirmations or A Cup of Pudding a Day Is the Way to Stay O.K.
Ellen DeGeneres: Road Warrior or Sometimes You Need a Map, Sometimes You Need a Globe, Sometimes You Need a Map and a Globe-but Not Very Often
The Plane Truth or Dem Ain't Goobers, Dem's Peanuts!
Ellen's New Hobby
Ellenvision
I Went to a Psychic or Baloney Is Just Salami with an Inferiority Complex
How to Explain Sex to a Child or Where There's a Corn Chip, There's Bound to Be Hot Sauce
In the Kitchen with Ellen or As Tasty as Poison and Just as Deadly
Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, but Really Aren't
Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man! or Ellen DeGeneres Is a Man!
The Scariest Thing
The Time Ellen DeGeneres Had an Emergency!
One Step Closer to God or One Step Back, You Do the Hokey-Pokey and You Turn Yourself Around
The Ellie-Gellie
Things to Do if You're Stuck in an Elevator to Help You Pass the Time
Ellen's Wild Kingdom or You Can Put High Heels on a Poodle, but That Won't Make It a Hooker
Ask Ellen or It Might Look Like Honey, It Might Taste Like Honey, and Bless My Corns, It Might Even Honey
Crazy Superstitions That Really Work!
The Benefits of Being a Celebrity By Ellen DeGeneres, Big Enormous Star
Your Own Fantasy Conversation with Ellen DeGeneres
Experiments in Human Behavior
Ellen's Sure-Fire Cures for the Things That Ail Ye
The Last Chapter