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| Introduction: What Are They? | |
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| What Are They? | |
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| Rules and Eligibility | |
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| Darwin's Theory of Evolution | |
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| Surviving Stupidity | |
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| Where Do Darwins Come From? | |
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| Penance: Seven Deadly Sins | |
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| Discussion: Kismet, Karma, Destiny | |
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| Darwin Award: Vanity: Liposuction Tragedy | |
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| Darwin Award: Vanity: Perilous Pose | |
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| Darwin Award: Wrath: Throwing Stones | |
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| Darwin Award: Greed: Crystal Daze | |
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| Darwin Award: Sloth: Sleepfalling | |
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| Darwin Award: Envy: Flames of Passion | |
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| Darwin Award: Envy: Moscow Marauder | |
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| Darwin Award: Gluttony: Ethanol Schmethanol | |
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| Honorable Mention: Gluttony: Men Eating Chili | |
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| Personal Account: Lust: Emergency Room Excitement | |
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| Women: Femme Fatalities | |
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| Discussion: Civilization Memes | |
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| Darwin Award: Fast Food Fatality | |
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| Darwin Award: Enraged Elephant | |
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| Darwin Award: Rubbish! | |
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| Darwin Award: Christmas Tree | |
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| Darwin Award: Testing Faith | |
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| Darwin Award: That Sinking Feeling | |
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| Honorable Mention: Aircraft Airhead | |
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| Darwin Award: Fatal Footwear Fashion | |
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| Honorable Mention: Explosive Mix of Girls | |
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| Honorable Mention: Snow Bunnies | |
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| Honorable Mention: Dumb Drunk | |
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| Personal Account: Eat the Young | |
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| Personal Account: Brush with Stupidity | |
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| Water: All Washed Up | |
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| Discussion: Weed Seeds and Biodiversity | |
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| Darwin Award: Fishing with No Compass | |
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| Darwin Award: Duct Tape | |
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| Darwin Award: Dodging Drink Dues | |
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| Darwin Award: Walking on Water | |
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| Darwin Award: Dive to Death | |
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| Darwin Award: Passionate Plunge | |
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| Darwin Award: Show-Off | |
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| Honorable Mention: All Aboard | |
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| Honorable Mention: Sewer Shower | |
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| Urban Legend: Brewery Mishap | |
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| Technology: Engines of Destruction | |
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| Discussion: Car Safety | |
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| Darwin Award: Do It Yourself, Do Yourself In | |
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| Darwin Award: Two Avalanche Alaskan | |
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| Darwin Award: Forklift Safety Video | |
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| Darwin Award: Electrifying Stunt | |
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| Darwin Award: Intersecting Darwins | |
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| Darwin Award: Power Punch Proves Fatal | |
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| Darwin Award: Scooter Snuff | |
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| Darwin Award: Circular Reasoning | |
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| Darwin Award: Sweet Release | |
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| Darwin Award: Snowball's Chance in Hell | |
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| Darwin Award: Sand Surfing | |
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| Honorable Mention: House Hunting Gone Awry | |
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| Honorable Mention: Coors Light and the UltraLight | |
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| Urban Legend: Mad Trombonist | |
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| Personal Account: Robot Reaper | |
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| Personal Account: Prop Arc Safety | |
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| Personal Account: Miracle Mile | |
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| Men: Male-functions | |
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| Discussion: Online Safety | |
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| Darwin Award: Rappin' on Heaven's Door | |
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| Darwin Award: Fantastic Plastic Lover | |
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| Darwin Award: Bulletproof? | |
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| Darwin Award: New Dating Technique | |
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| Darwin Award: God Saves? | |
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| Darwin Award: Settle the Score | |
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| Darwin Award: Hardheads | |
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| Darwin Award: Ur-inate-iot | |
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| Darwin Award: A Fell Death | |
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| Honorable Mention: Cheez Whiz | |
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| Honorable Mention: Trash Compactor | |
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| Honorable Mention: Archery Practice | |
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| Honorable Mention: Tied to His Work | |
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| Honorable Mention: Chicken with a Train | |
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| Honorable Mention: Toilet Trap | |
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| Urban Legend: The Bricklayer | |
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| Personal Account: Tourist Trap | |
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| Personal Account: Tube Snake | |
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| Animals: Pall of the Wild | |
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| Discussion: Dogs and Darwinism | |
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| Darwin Award: Hornet Challenge | |
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| Darwin Award: Fish Gag | |
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| Darwin Award: Sheep Sleep | |
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| Honorable Mention: Doggone Foot | |
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| Urban Legend: Cactus Tales | |
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| Personal Account: Polar Bear Lesson | |
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| Personal Account: Feeding the Dolphins | |
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| Personal Account: Horsing Around | |
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| Urban Legend: Lobster Vasectomy | |
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| Explosions: Out with a Bang! | |
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| Discussion: Intelligent Design Theory | |
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| Darwin Award: Out with a Bang! | |
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| Darwin Award: Grenade Juggler | |
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| Darwin Award: Fireworks Fiasco | |
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| Darwin Award: Shell Shot | |
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| Darwin Award: Guitars 'n' Guns | |
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| Honorable Mention: Kaboom! | |
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| Honorable Mention: Plane Stupid | |
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| Urban Legend: Fifteen Minutes of Flame | |
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| Personal Account: A Medieval Tale | |
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| Personal Account: Workin' on the Railroad | |
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| Personal Account: Man and Cactus | |
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| Personal Account: Man with Gas Can | |
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| Personal Account: Instant Sunrise | |
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| Outlaws: Crime and Punishment | |
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| Discussion: City Living | |
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| Darwin Award: Human Popsicle | |
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| Darwin Award: Ski Theft Backfires | |
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| Darwin Award: Escaping Conviction | |
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| Darwin Award: Killing Time | |
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| Darwin Award: Just Say No! | |
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| Darwin Award: Stab in the Dark | |
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| Darwin Award: You Said a Mouthful | |
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| Honorable Mention: The Sting | |
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| Honorable Mention: Ferguson 2, Thieves 0 | |
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| Honorable Mention: Morsel of Evidence | |
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| Honorable Mention: Call Girl | |
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| Honorable Mention: Bodacious Bud | |
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| Honorable Mention: Siphon! | |
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| Honorable Mention: Planning Ahead | |
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| Honorable Mention: Sobriety Test | |
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| Personal Account: Medical Misadventures | |
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| Disqualified: Losing Is Its Own Reward | |
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| Not a Darwin: Do Bikes Float? | |
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| Not a Darwin: Underwire Bras Deadly | |
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| Not a Darwin: Texas AandM Bonfire | |
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| Not a Darwin: Body Canyoning | |
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| Not a Darwin: Our Brightest Cheerleaders | |
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| Not a Darwin: Fatal Case of Hiccups | |
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| Not a Darwin: Ice Floe Frolic | |
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| Not a Darwin: Shotgun Pepsi | |
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| Not a Darwin: Mania Strikes Back | |
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| Classic Dozen: Better Read than Dead | |
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| Discussion: Speciation | |
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| Darwin Award: JATO | |
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| Darwin Award: Junk Food Junkie | |
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| Darwin Award: Midnight Special | |
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| Darwin Award: Wrong Time, Wrong Place | |
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| Darwin Award: Count Your Chickens | |
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| Darwin Award: The Last Supper | |
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| Honorable Mention: Lawnchair Larry | |
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| Honorable Mention: Revenge of the Gopher | |
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| Urban Legend: Frog Giggin' Accident | |
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| Urban Legend: Metallica Concert Misadventure | |
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| Urban Legend: Scuba Divers and Forest Fires | |
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| Urban Legend: Dog and Jeep | |
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| Appendices | |
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| Website Biography | |
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| Author Biography | |
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| Forum Decorum | |
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| Godwin's Law | |
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| Story Index | |