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Talk to the Snail Ten Commandments for Understanding the French

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ISBN-10: 1596913096

ISBN-13: 9781596913097

Edition: 2007

Authors: Stephen Clarke

List price: $15.95
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Have you ever walked into a half-empty Parisian restaurant, only to be told that it's "complet"? Attempted to say "merci beaucoup" and accidentally complimented someone's physique? Been overlooked at the "boulangerie "due to your adherence to the bizarre foreign custom of waiting in line? Well, you're not alone. The internationally bestselling author of "A Year in the Merde "and "In the Merde for Love "has been there too, and he is here to help. In "Talk to the Snail," Stephen Clarke distills the fruits of years spent in the French trenches into a truly handy (and hilarious) book of advice. Read this book, and find out how to get good service from the grumpiest waiter; be exquisitely polite…    
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Book details

List price: $15.95
Copyright year: 2007
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Publication date: 1/2/2007
Binding: Hardcover
Pages: 272
Size: 5.25" wide x 8.00" long x 1.00" tall
Weight: 0.550
Language: English

In 2004, Stephen Clarke, a British journalist, published A Year in the Merde, an almost-true account of what may or may not have happened to him in the ten previous years he'd lived in France. He originally published the novel in an edition of 200 copies, with the intention of selling them through his website, or giving them to his friends. However, following a reading in a Canadian bookshop in Paris and a write-up in a French newspaper, the book became a word-of-mouth bestseller, and was published around the world. To date it has sold over a million copies worldwide. Originally self-published in 2003, A Short History of the Future is Clarke's first novel. He has since gone on to write…    

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