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| The League | |
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| It Starts with a League, or Everyone Remembers Their First Time | |
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| Time-Out: Lessons of the Fat Dogs | |
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| Great Rules and Traditions, or Every Team Has to Be Named After a Weird Kid from High School | |
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| Draft Day | |
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| Drafting in Strange Places, or "Turns Out, a Cheat Sheet Taped Inside My Beak Was Not Ideal" | |
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| Time-Out: Picking the Draft Order | |
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| Drafting by Any Means Necessary, or "They Have Free Wi-Fi at the Krispy Kreme!" | |
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| The Season Starts | |
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| The Questionable Ways People Try to Win, or "So I Invited Ricky's Ex-Wife to Join the League…" | |
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| Time-Out: Texts from Last Night | |
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| Fallout from Cheating, or "Uh, Mom… Can You Bail Me. Out of Jail? I, Uh, Sorta Beat Up Dad…" | |
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| Trades | |
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| Crazy Things People Have Traded, or "I Said I'd Take Stafford and Hernandez for Finley and Dibs on Amy" | |
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| Time-Out: Trade Advice from My Late, Great Uncle Lester | |
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| Not All Trades Go Smoothly, or "We Created a Second Hakeem" | |
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| Becoming Obsessed | |
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| Going Above and Beyond to Play, or "This Is Our Third Kid. I Only Have One Title." | |
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| Time-Out: Different Kinds of Fantasy | |
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| Innocent People Get Sucked Into Fantasy Madness, or "How the #!&$ Did You Get My Number?" | |
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| The Midseason Reflection | |
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| When Death Impacts Fantasy, or "This Little Society That We Construct in the Ether Has Real-World Implications and I Am Grateful for It" | |
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| Time-Out: The Best Fantasy Team Names | |
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| Fantasy Sports Saves Lives, or "I Used to Think He'd Be Dead by 50. Now I Think He'll Outlive Us All." | |
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| The Stretch Runtime to Get to Work | |
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| The Challenges of Playing Fantasy at Work, or "I Should Have Fired Him by Week Four" | |
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| Time-Out: Don't Be That Guy | |
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| The Benefits of Fantasy in the Workplace, or "No One Seems to Realize That Adrian Peterson Isn't a Parishioner" | |
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| The Playoffs | |
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| The Five Biggest, Craziest, Most Game-Changing Plays in Fantasy Football History, or "That Knee Cost Me $600,000" | |
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| Time-Out: The Best Individual Days in Fantasy Football History | |
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| The Top 20 Most Soul-Crushing Ways to Lose: Numbers 20-11, or "So then Chris Johnson DMed Me and Said, 'Don't Worry, I Got You'" | |
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| Timeout: The Matt Hasselbeck Story | |
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| The Top 20 Most Soul-Crushing Ways to Lose: Numbers 10-1, or "I've Hated Kris Benson Ever Since" | |
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| The Championship | |
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| Trash Talk, or At Which Point Monty's Wife Walks In, Holding a Sharpie: "Now's Your Chance" | |
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| Time-Out: Punishments for Losing Your League | |
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| Trophies, or "That, My Friend; Is the Rusty Tromboner" | |
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| The Off-Season | |
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| Husbands, Wives, and Fantasy, or "I Paid a Therapist $100 to Hear Me Explain How the Waiver Wire Works" | |
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| Time-Out: Playing Fantasy Sports While Your Child Is Born | |
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| Fantasy Brings Families Together, or "I Vowed to Always Support the Guinness Bowl Draft Day, from That Day Forward, 'Til Death Do Us Part" | |
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| The Crazy Long List of Acknowledgments | |