It Sucked and Then I Cried How I Had a Baby, a Breakdown, and a Much Needed Margarita

ISBN-10: 1439171505
ISBN-13: 9781439171509
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Book details

List price: $21.99
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publication date: 3/23/2010
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 272
Size: 6.25" wide x 9.50" long x 0.75" tall
Weight: 0.638
Language: English

Heather B. Armstrongis an American blogger who resides in Salt Lake City , Utah . She and husband Jon Armstrong have a daughter and two dogs: Former Congressman Henry "Buck" Chucklesworth, called Chuck, and Dame Eleanor Ritzford-Fitzsimons Puffs, a.k.a Coco .

Prologue
Let the Anxiety Commence
How to Exploit an Unborn Baby
A Twenty-pound Basketball With Legs and Arms
Dressing Like a Concubine in Humpty Dumpty's Harem
Labor to the Tune of Janet Jackson's Nipple
You Have to Peed the Baby ... Through Your Boobs
Sympathy for the World
It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Pokes Their Eye Out With a Baby
The Dive That Turned Into a Belly Flop
Your Biological Clock Is a Dumbass
Other Mothers: Your Harshest Critics
Trusting the Wisdom of a Dog
Finally, Proof That I Was in the Room When She Was Conceived
Heather, Interrupted
Her Screamness Who Screams a Lot Every Day With the Screaming
If Your Wife Is Pregnant, You Might Want to Skip This One
My Arms Spread Completely Wide
I Never Thought I Would Become This Woman
Afterword
Acknowledgments

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