Caroline Weiss and Margaret Wallace met in 1998; the time and the place are lost to history. They were doomed from the start: they both suffered from a crippling lack of hardship. In her youth, Caroline dreamed of better days as the subject of an E! True Hollywood Story; sadly, these dreams were not to be realized. As a small child, Margaret wrote lengthy and involved stories about glamorous women staying at elegant hotels in Detroit while other kids her age were playing outside. They share an open disgust for the banality of the workaday world and the people who inhabit it.