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| Preface | |
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| If Image Were Everything, We'd Be in Big Trouble | |
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| Wild Mama | |
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| Maybe They're Just Young at Heart | |
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| The Truth Hurts | |
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| Adorable, Schmorable! | |
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| Oh, Baby! | |
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| "Pledging" Her Love | |
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| The Spitting Preacher | |
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| People in Glass Houses ... | |
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| Church Chuckles | |
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| I Just Dropped Back In to Mention One Last Thing | |
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| Bulletin Bloopers | |
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| Fuel for Faith | |
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| To Tell the Truth | |
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| Distracted | |
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| What Do They Say When They're Playing "House"? | |
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| We're More Divided Than We Thought | |
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| Church Feuds | |
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| Laughter Isn't the Only Thing That's Contagious | |
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| We Thought It Was the Holy Spirit | |
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| "Dear Lord ..." | |
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| Fun with Furry and Feathered (Even Scaly and Creepy) Friends | |
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| Kitty Flight | |
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| Where Did Mama Go? | |
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| Dogs and Cats | |
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| The Well | |
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| Rules for Cats | |
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| Unwelcome Guests | |
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| The Difference between Dogs and Cats | |
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| Dead Duck | |
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| Just for Kicks and Giggles | |
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| Funny Bumper Stickers | |
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| Speeding | |
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| How to Get Time Off from Work | |
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| Insurance Claims - Short Responses | |
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| Kids and Science | |
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| Things You'd Rather Not Hear During Surgery | |
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| True Comments from Actual Employee Performance Reviews | |
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| The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste | |
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| "Mentalpause" | |
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| He Could Have Just Said, "And Now, Ladies, Praise ..." | |
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| A Gentle Answer | |
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| Living at Geriatric Junction | |
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| Prayers of a Passenger | |
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| It's All in How You Look at It (and Laugh at It) | |
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| Deception in the Perception | |
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| Let's Face It | |
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| Don't Push the Button | |
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| Truck-Stop Rose | |
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| Plane Perception | |
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| If You're Happy and You Know It ... | |
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| Ghost Story | |
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| Kid Stuff | |
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| The Toddler's Diet | |
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| Things I've Learned from My Children | |
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| Keeping Her Focus | |
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| Alterations | |
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| When Laughter Stings | |
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| Are We There Yet? | |
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| Labor Intensive | |
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| It's Been an Even Busier Week Than He Thought | |
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| Side by Side | |
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| Church Kids | |
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| Dad's a Hoot! | |
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| Laughing Matters | |
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| The Car of My Schemes | |
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| While You Were Away | |
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| Alien Impostor Boys | |
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| Like Father, Like Son | |
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| What a Character! | |
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| Easy-to-Clobber | |
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| Too Many Questions | |
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| Mom's Always Good for a Laugh | |
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| Pick Your Battles ... Veeery Carefully | |
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| A Mother-Mortification Moment | |
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| Sprinkles of Grace | |
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| Heir-Conditioning | |
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| Check, Please! | |
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| The Strong-Willed Mother | |
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| Attention, Children: The Bathroom Door Is Closed! | |
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| Injured Innocence | |
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| A Mother Can't Help Worrying | |
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| Adventures in Matrimony | |
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| Nuptial Humor | |
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| Mom's Last Laugh | |
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| Get on Your Trike and Ride | |
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| Laughter: The Secret to a Good Marriage | |
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| Oops! | |
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| She's Got Her Bases Covered | |
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| Five Golden Decades ... Give or Take a Day or Two | |
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| Time to Listen | |
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| A Sweet Way to Celebrate | |
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| The Truth and Nothing But the Truth | |
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| Nice Try | |
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| Didn't I Tell You? | |
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| It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time ... | |
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| But Doesn't Everyone Call Them "Father"? | |
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| The Attic Fiasco | |
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| Pinching People to Jesus | |
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| The Holy Terrors | |
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| Someone Needs a Time-Out | |
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| Good Knight! | |
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| Did I Just Do That? | |
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| Lost and Found | |
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| The Roar of Laughter | |
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| Embarrassment - Life's Natural Blush | |
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| What Did You Say? | |
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| More Fun with Y Chromosomes | |
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| Quiet Humor | |
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| Husbandisms | |
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| It Pays to Know Your Scripture | |
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| The Object of His Affection | |
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| Oh, Crumb, He's Watching the Food Network Again | |
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| One of Those Days | |
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| You're Never Fully Dressed without a Smile ... and Earrings! | |
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| A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away | |
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| The Hematoma | |
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| Nightmare in Second Grade | |
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| What Heaven Is Like | |
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| Give the Lord a Challenge in the Rapture | |
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| Nickels and Dimes | |
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| Laugh Away the Calories | |
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| Can't Stop Laughing | |
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| The Year's Best Headlines | |
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| Over the Hill So Soon? | |
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| Stick with Me, Lord! | |
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| Fun with Phones, Part I: Top Ten Ways to harass a Telemarketer | |
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| Fun with Phones, Part II: The Telemarketing Cure | |
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| In-Flight Announcements | |
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| Laughing All the Way | |
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| Pie in the Sky | |
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| Unmasked! | |
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| Well, That's One Explanation | |
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| Da Big Chair | |
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| A "Dee Dah Day" | |
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| Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due | |
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| Credits | |