Read This Book or You're Grounded! A Secret Guide to Surviving Home

Name: Read This Book or You're Grounded! A Secret Guide to Surviving Home
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ISBN: 9780310250494

ISBN-10: 0310250498

ISBN-13: 9780310250494

Edition: 2003

Authors: Wayne Rice, Zondervan Staff

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Book details

List price: $9.99
Copyright year: 2003
Publisher: Zondervan
Publication date: 8/12/2003
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 160
Size: 5.50" wide x 8.50" long x 0.25" tall
Weight: 0.330
Language: English



Introduction



Eyes in the Backs of Their Heads Myths about Parents You're Better Off Forgetting Parents Are Your Enemy Parents Are Clueless Parents Don't Understand You Parents Don't Want You to Have Any Fun Parents Are Slave Drivers Parents Don't Want You to Have Friends Parents Control Your Life Parents Will Use Whatever You Tell Them Against You Parents Don't Want You To Grow Up Parents Won't Change



Parents Are People Too Facts About Parents You'll Want to Remember Parents Are Absolutely Necessary Parents Have a Ton Of Responsibility Parents Have Feelings Just Like You Parents Make a LOT of Mistakes Parents Are Not All Alike Parents Grew Up in a Different World Parents Have Experience You Don't Parents Worry Constantly Parents Have a Pile of Problems Parents Love You More Than You Realize



Game Over! How to Blow It Big Time with Your Parents Think Like a Loser Pretend You Know More Than They Do If You Don't Get Your Way, Get Mad If You Disagree, Disobey If They Give You an Inch, Take a Mile Lie Your Way Out of Trouble Make Everything Be About You Blame Them for Your Behavior Help Yourself to Their Stuff Play One Parent Off the Other



Rock the House How to Score Points with Your Parents and Liv e Happily Ever After Be a Thermostat, Not a Thermometer Change Yourself First Sweat the Small Stuff Teach Them HowYou Want to Be Treated Make Regular Deposits into Your Trust Fund Go the Extra Mile Commit Random Acts of Kindness Go Ahead, Be an Eddie Haskell Learn the Fine Art of Negotiation Head 'Em Off at the Pass You Make the Call Get Things Clear Share Your Life with Them Take an Interest in Their Boring Lives Write 'Em a Note Listen Up Take Time to Hang with Them Learn to Forgive Stay Plugged In Remember the Law of the Farm



But You Don't Know My Parents Extra Help for Extra Tough Problems My Parents Aren't Around Very Much My Parents Don't Care What I Do My Parents Split Up My Parents Try to Communicate Through Me My Stepparent Is a Pain to Get Along With My Parents Are Always in a Bad Mood My Parents Expect Me to Be Something I'm Not My Parents Are Too Strict My Parents Push God on Me Too Much My Parents Are Not Christians, but I Am My Parents Are Immigrants from a Different Culture My Parents Are Bad Examples for Me My Parents Are Abusive My Parents Don't Listen To Me My Parents Are Not My Real Parents My Parents Are Cheap I Can't Tell My Parents What I've Done My Parents Don't Want Me To Leave Home My Parents Think They Know Everything My Parents Embarrass Me



The Cliff Notes (In Case You Need to Get Ungrounded Quickly)