Nightlight A Parody

ISBN-10: 0307476103
ISBN-13: 9780307476104
Edition: 2009
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Description: About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of himwhich I assumed was wildly out of his controlthat wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably,  More...

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List price: $17.95
Copyright year: 2009
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Publication date: 11/3/2009
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 160
Size: 5.25" wide x 8.00" long x 0.25" tall
Weight: 0.352
Language: English

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of himwhich I assumed was wildly out of his controlthat wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in theHarvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up ofTwilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange eventsEdwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom,Nightlightis the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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