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| Introduction | |
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| Cool Games That Guys Came Up With | |
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| Bob's Game Involving Manipulation of a Suspended Object by Bodily Movements of Cooperating Players | |
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| Greg's Brain-Wave Game | |
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| Henry's Hat Game | |
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| Ralph's Exercise and Game Apparatus | |
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| Neat Ways for Guys to Shoot Each Other | |
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| Albert's Helmet-Mounted Pistol | |
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| Sergio's Fountain Pen and Attachment | |
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| French and Fancher's Self-Defense Plow | |
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| Sports and Exercise Equipment for Guys | |
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| George's Golf Practice Apparatus | |
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| Bill's Swimming Apparatus | |
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| Tom's Swimming Appliance | |
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| Bob's High-Speed Track Trainer | |
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| Dick's Exercising Device | |
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| Paul's Bicycle Balloon | |
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| Andre's Penis Exerciser | |
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| Waldemar's Greenhouse Jogging Helmet | |
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| Roy's .22-Caliber Golf Club | |
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| Ray's Exercising Apparatus | |
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| George and Miles's Repeating Exercise Device | |
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| Things for Dead Guys | |
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| Franz's Escape Coffin | |
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| Joe's Dead Body Cube | |
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| Phil's Coffin Torpedo | |
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| Dan's Car-Shaped Coffin | |
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| Awesome Guy Clothing Innovations | |
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| Larry's Bleacher Pants | |
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| Norm's Waste-Disposal Pants | |
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| Squire's Anatomic Underwear | |
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| Chin-Fu's One-Size-Fits-All Pants | |
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| Tom's Buttocks Cleavage-Revealing Pants | |
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| Bob, Don, and Jay's Air Bag Undershorts | |
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| Things That Make Guys More Attractive to Women (At Least in the Guys' Minds) | |
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| Hampson's Missing-Eye Glasses | |
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| Jack's No-Slip Hairpiece | |
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| Ron's Frameless Glasses | |
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| Chuck's Mustache Styling Device | |
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| Things That Allow Guys to Accomplish Tasks with Less Effort | |
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| Bill's Inflatable Floating Furniture | |
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| Marshall's Golf Club Carrier | |
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| Chris's TV Remote | |
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| Things for Guys with Kids | |
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| Bill's Groin Protector | |
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| Tom's Baby-Patting Machine | |
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| Dick's Daddy Saddle | |
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| John's Baby Rattle | |
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| John's Head-Butt Game | |
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| Things for a Guy's Dog (or Cockroach) | |
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| John's Portable Canine Commode | |
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| Win's Dog Pipe | |
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| Ed and Gladys's Dog Droppings Catcher Apparatus | |
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| Tom's Insect Exerciser | |
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| Things That Are Unnecessarily Dangerous and, Therefore, Very Appealing to Guys | |
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| Gordon's Pogo Stick | |
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| Harry's Homocopter | |
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| Ted's Human Catapult | |
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| Harold's Pogo-Copter | |
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| Safety Equipment for Guys Doing Dangerous Things | |
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| John's Fireman's Helmet | |
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| John's Mask for Firemen | |
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| Karl's Bulletproof Helmet | |
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| Bill's Diving Dress | |
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| Otto's Radiation-Control Space Suit | |
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| Dan's Motorcycle Safety Apparel | |
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| Benjamin's Fire Escape | |
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| Things Involving Beer | |
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| Israel's Slant-Top Beer Can | |
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| Kevin and Tony's Cardboard Beer Case Cowboy Hat | |
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| Randall's Head-Mounted Keg | |
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| Bathroom-Related Things for Guys (None of Which, Oddly Enough, Involves a Magazine Rack) | |
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| Ricardo's Toilet Lounger | |
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| Joe's Male Urinating Aid | |
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| Aston's Portable Automobile Urinal | |
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| Things for Guys That Are, by Their Very Nature, Miscellaneous (The Things, Not the Guys) | |
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| Albert's High-Five Simulator | |
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| Bill and Mike's Pregnant Woman Display Sign for Vehicles | |
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| Tom, Michele, Louis, and Daryl's Aggression-Relieving Sports Doll | |
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| Chuck's Safety Awareness Kit | |
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| Roland's Foreskin Stretcher | |
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| Harold's Head Protector | |
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| Mike's Hog Grapple | |
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| Ulysses and Ed's Initiating Device | |
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| Things for Guys That Were (Hold on to Your Hats!) Invented by Women | |
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| Josephine's Dance Belts | |
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| Addendum | |