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| Child Stars: Mikey Hates It! | |
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| '50s Television: A Golden Shower of Praise for TV | |
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| Women in Sports: Jocks without Cups | |
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| Alt.Medicine: Gingko, Shminko! | |
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| Lousy Jobs: Minimum Wages of Sin | |
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| Revenge: I Just Called to Say "Fuck off" | |
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| God: High and Mighty Pissed | |
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| Patriotism: of Thee I Snarl | |
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| The Penis: Schlong's Day Journey Into Night | |
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| Man's Dark Side: Satan's Little Helpers | |
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| Education: Schools for Scandal | |
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| Friendship: Pal Denny | |
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| Elvis: Memphis Slim ... or Fat | |
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| Female President: Anything He Can Do, She Can Do Better | |
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| Insurance Companies: A Premium Screwing | |
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| Auto Shopping: That New-Car Stench | |
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| Big Government: Time to Tighten the Beltway | |
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| Travel: All the Discomforts of Home | |
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| The Sopranos: Mob Rules | |
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| Horror Movies: Freddie Gets the Finger | |
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| Rage: Mad As Hell and Not Going to Fake It Anymore! | |
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| The English Language: Me Talk Real Good | |
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| Show Business: Hollywood and Vain | |
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| Intolerance: Twelve Million Angry Men | |
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| Music Business: A Sound Divestment | |
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| The Clintons: Is He Gone Yet? | |
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| Shrinks: Psychiatric Couch Potatoes | |
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| Credit/Debt: Bet You Can't Borrow Just One | |
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| Hipsters: Good-Bye, Cool, Cool World | |
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| Extreme Sports: Don't Try This at Home ... We Really Mean It This Time | |
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| Media/Privacy: Up Next: Your Colonoscopy on 20/20! | |
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| Buying Stocks: Tips for Investing In a Bullshit Market | |
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| Reality Shows: Surviving Survivor | |
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| Tobacco Industry: Where There's Smoke, There's Profit | |
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| TV Ads: Life is a Pitch | |
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| Crime and Punishment: He Got the Sofa ... and the Chair | |
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| Death: The Big Snooze | |
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| Civil Disobedience: To the Barricades ... in SUVs | |
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| The Energy Crisis: California Reamin' | |
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| Anxiety: Don't Panic ... Oops, You're Right, Panic | |
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| Bureaucracy: Living and Dying in Triplicate | |
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| Marriage: Wedding Diss | |
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| Why Football Has Replaced Baseball as the National Pastime: "Well, Isn't it Obvious?" | |
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| The Super Bowl: "The Main Event" | |
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| The XFL: Wrestling with Your Subconscious | |
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| Fans: You're No. 1! You're No. 1! | |
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| Sports Talk: First-Time Caller, Long-Time Ranter | |
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| Sex in D.C.: Just the Tip of the Vice-Berg | |
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| Remorse: Everybody's Guilty ... Except O.J. | |